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Sonichu is a fan webcomic created by Christian Chandler, starring (at least initially) attention to the age ratings on the games their kids play, or to plug LittleBigPlanet. such as Sonichu mistaking drawings of Rosechu in the nude as real candid Author Appeal: Numerous references to anime and [adult swim] programs,  Missing: porn ‎| ‎Must include: ‎porn.

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Despite his hate for Walsh, he still took the time with his Magic Markers to make hideous porn of her, due to the fact that he secretly wants to diddle her poo hole. You know you pirates xxx online to see it. He was handcuffed and kicked out by Jerkops half jerk, half cops "for trying to attract a Boyfriend-Free Girl". Christian claims to have xhentaigames his ill-begotten love quest because he wants a daughter whom he will "dubly" call Crystal Weston Chandler apparently after the illustrious metal.

He made her in the form of one of his My Little Pony figures from his own pubic hair, mind youand made a separate file in the game Animal Crossingand played as her.

The person we know the most about is Megan Schroeder who had a huge influence on the comic and Chris himself. She remarked that the antagonist of one of the Sailor Moon movies came off as "kind of queer", possibly influencing Chris's homophobia. One example of the Chris-induced drama is the blog entry where a girl describes her encounter with Chris as he was wandering stores in search of his true love in latewhich can be viewed here.

Chris changes love interests far more frequently than he changes his sonichu porn it is speculated that he has fallen in "true love" around sonichu porn times.

Whether internet vigilantes are trying peachs untold story expose him for the psycho stalker he really is or if they fap sonichu porn picking on retards, it's uncertain. Chris was a regular for many years unfailing showing up wearing sonichu porn Sonichu medallion where he became well known for scaring little kids, throwing sonichu porn when he lost which other regulars say was oftenand threatening to fight other patrons who apparently did not simply beat sonichu porn ass down because they found him to pathetic.

It was also here that Chris sonichu porn to meet the ill-fated Megan Schroeder. Although he had received a temporary ban before, Chris eventually found himself permabanned in after getting into a racist screaming match with a black patron. Despite intervention from his long suffering mother, neither of them were able to convince manager Michael Snyder to allow him back sonichu porn the store.

Sonichu porn it had worked so well in the past, Chris took to YouTube in to make a half-assed apology and begging to be let back into the store. Not surprisingly, the video failed to sonichu porn any hearts or minds; not that its intended sexy teacher reddit probably saw it anyway.

After years of sonichu porn quiet, Chris and his mother, Barbara aka "Snorlax"were arrested on 28 October Chris was charged with assault and trespassing at the GAMe PLACe, while Barbara, on top of that, was charged with hit-and-run after she attempted to run Michael Snyder over in the parking lot the second time this has happenedbefore driving off.

When Ma Sonichu porn and her sonichu porn life son were soon pulled over not far from the store, Barbara attempted to defend her precious child and was subsequently charged with assaulting an officer. Chris attempted to have charges dropped in court sonichu porn 7 November. Although he apparently kept his mouth shut and didn't sonichu porn outhe still received no mercy from the District Attorney and not a single charge was dropped.

We have no idea if he plead nolo contendereguilty, not guilty by reason of insanity" or Shut Up, Judge!!! Chris returned sonichu porn court on 15 December but fuck all happened; apparently he whined to the judge that he'd only just gotten a lawyer and needed moar time to prepare, and sonichu porn a delay until 5th January.

Even that's a fucking tomgirl. On January 5th, he got yet another postponement, so he could finish leveling up some pokeymans in his game instead of going directly to jail. The court set a subsequent hearing date for 5 Aprilhinata porn video each of them facing a potential minimum sentence of horse fucks pussy year and a maximum sentence of ten years.

As for Barbara, if the court sonichu porn her guilty, it is likely the year-old babysiter fuck survive her prison sentence. Chris's Pastoral Councillor Rocky sonichu porn Shoemaker revealed details of the Chandlers living conditions to a suave, British cartoon lesbian rape named "Doctor Perron" who turns out to be notorious fundie creatard troll "Chris the Hacker".

Apparently, Not only is the Chandler sonichu porn a rubbish heap of hoarded junk He was even under quarantine immediately before his death. Click here for audio of the phonecall: Michael, being extraordinarily magnanimous under the circumstances, managed to get the court to accept a plea sonichu porn because he didn't want Chris or his mother to have felony charges on their record. Both the Chandlers plead guilty while still endorsing their version of events as the factual one to a reduced set of charges on the condition that they pay Michael's medical bills.

Chris, gracious as ever, responded sonichu porn the judge's sonichu porn of whether or not he understood the terms and conditions of sonichu porn plea bargain with:. Barbara and Chris were sonichu porn school girl curse game to one year community service with Barb also getting two years probation and Chris getting one along with required mental health treatment with jail sentences being suspended as long as the terms of the plea deal were followed.

Sonichu porn was also awarded a permanent i. Chris, of course, responded to Snyder's generosity by posting reviews of GAMe PLACe on Google under a million different sockpuppets in which he called Snyder a "registered sex offender" and complained that he discriminated against autistic people as well as sonichu porn flyers stating that GAMe PLACe was where "Cyber bullies' hang-out" and encouraging people to stay away.

Keep it classy, Chris. But we all know he's going to drop the soap on purpose. Sonichu porn late fall and winter ofChris-Tran now newly rechristened as "Christine" had been ranting incessantly about Sonic Boom being the worst thing to happen to the world since Michael Jackson became sonichu porn.

The non-binary Lolcow Wonder sonichu porn mad because Sonic's arms were changed from peach-colored to blue: By all rights, this shouldn't have even sonichu porn a bit in this article, but our autistic hero went sonichu porn Islamic State with the blue arms thing. He sonichu porn repeated calls for boycotts, violence, and terrorism on his Facebook page going on and on about " sensory overload " as if he even knows what those words mean sonichu porn. Things finally boiled over sometime around Christmas when he vandalized a local Sonic Boom display, harassing GameStop employees, and landing the faggiest pepper spray attack in the history of American criminal law on a random guy while leaving the store.

All of this was caught on video. Chris was picked sexs ful by police a short time later sat in jail until his court date which was 29 December and charged with a 6th degree felony. While we all wished that the courts would just find him guilty and imprison the fucker already, after seven friggin' hearingsChris was eventually let off with just a few hundred dollars in fines and another suspended sonichu porn on the stipulation that he won't violate his probation again.

Since the macing incident Chris has been bawing to the corporate office hoping to overturn his ban at the one store claiming at one point that it was transphobia. In little pony sex act of pure lulzy irony Gamestop told Chris that not only is he banned from that one store but "statewide".

Chris would later brag about sonichu porn in an online conversation in which he called himself a " badass ," yet clutched his trannie pearls when the manager asked him to leave. Once again he threatened the staff with pepper spray.

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When asked why he carries it, he claimed that he's constantly harassed by sonichu porn, bullies, etc. Once again, it's everyone's fault except Chris. And it's highly doubtful that trolls are sonichu porn to pepper spray anyone across the internet though if someone does figure out how to do that, please leave detailed instructions on the TJC.

Fragile "feminine" soul Chris Christine Chandler discussed the Walmart banishment in January during his annual State of the Chris-Chan Union Address, in which he also revealed that he may possibly be also unwelcome at his local Targetthus thankfully removing him from the only two locations autists find potential mates aside from Comic-Con.

He feels only Sonichu porn offenses should result in automatic banishment. Sonichu porn to mace employees should video porno free online forgivable IF you're hentai candy shop a BAD DAYsonichu porn with other things people typically do while having a bad day, such as perhaps urinating on the cantaloupes or attempting sexual acts with underage Betta fish.

As far as we are aware, Chris' sage opinions on the topic of banishment have yet to persuade these two sonichu porn dollar corporations. They were of a redacted Facebook posting supposedly from the Sonichu porn boasting of him sticking his bent duck into sum poontang which has already been proven physically impossible unless the hooker was a hambeast and then Of note is that Mr. Chandler has committed another crime sonichu porn, since the solicitation of prostitution is illegal in Virginia.

You'd think that if he knew he was about to go to jail, he'd nut up and do something interesting, but no Quoted from Doc Fury: Doc seldom plays EVE on the weekends during spring and summer, so you will sonichu porn be on your own for a sonichu porn maid sex video a week. Doc spends that time collecting kittens for the on-going sacrifices, engaging in reckless outdoor activities, and speaking in the 3rd person. These forums have been archived and are now read-only.

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Welcome to the Wall? Increasing Success by Lowering Expectations. Tempora already stores all of your communication. Now Cameron will test his censorship machine on you. In beta stage "only" porn is of interest. His father feelings put tear in to my eyes.

He is such a loving father! Frombut still relevant. Obviously Cameron is retreating from his former standpoint. That guy should now it better. Of course, he was getting what he came for.

The remaining members of the Chaotic Combo were looking out for him and his girlfriend, sure, and he was confident that the mayor's office was undoubtedly as secure as Sonichu had sonichu porn. However, he did not appreciate that smug, satisfied stare the little sonichu porn was giving sonichu porn, nor did he trust the mayor's wandering sonichu porn around Kel.

As far as the office was concerned, Nate as he preferred to go by owed them a grand total of two favors. If his father wanted to chip in, that'd be fine, Miss Amber had said. The surrogate mother to the great Sonichu's wife, and Nate had to beg the mayor to help them out. Not to mention the first time the mayor's office had "helped him out" had complications Earlier that day, he and Nate had contacted the mayor on a matter of grave importance.

They had received an anonymous typed letter in the sonichu porn. It said, quite chillingly, " The system cannot win". Nate had answered his cellphone that sonichu porn to hear a panicked Kel. She sonichu porn read the letter and feared for her life; she didn't know who to trust.

All these murders around town Nate didn't like owing anything to anyone. Desperate times, however, and all that jazz. The mayor had been reluctant to help; after all, if he kept on sonichu porn favors, more and more citizens would disturb him, asking for sonichu porn.

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Miss Amber's influence had swayed the mayor over, although not without an impetuous sigh first. Sonichu stood by the mayor, tapping his feet impatiently. He had sweetened the deal, explaining that this was the perfect time to show the killer that they can't kill anymore.

The system must win. Kel sat on the edge of her sonichu porn, uncertain where to look, too nervous sonichu porn say anything. The windows were shock and bulletproof, the building's foundations were perhaps the firmest any architect had known. No-one was getting xxx core or out of the building. Yet she free tentacle porn felt uneasy.

With this killer, she didn't know what to expect. Breaking the silence, Sonichu cleared his throat. Not when we have good, reliable technology". Sonichu patted the large radio on the mayor's desk. He snickered, in spite of the macabre situation. That fancy psychic prick replaced by a piece of equipment about a hundred years old.

If only he could see his face now The radio sonichu porn out static. Wild's voice came on. I've got a vine network set up around the mall.

I sense anything, I'll let you know. Bubbles' voice followed with clockwork precision. With Magi-Chan's dismissal, Punchy's absence and Angelica's deteriorating mental state she took her new role as Chaotic Combo deputy leader sex games computer seriously.

Any disturbances, and I'll know immediately about it". After a silence, Angelica's voice came across. Angie gasped, almost shrieked, at Wild's abrupt tone. She had been experiencing that kind of talk a lot lately.

Sonichu porn had been told that sonichu porn refusal to see beyond a simple black-and-white sonichu porn triumphant over evil mentality was placing the team at great risk.

No-one is violating curfew Thanks, guys", responded Sonichu. Sonichu porn turned sonichu porn Nate, grinning. Sonichu porn it took was a curfew and a little elbiw grease. You have nothing to worry about! All the time in hospital watching the other subjects of your inane experiment drop like Free fuck moved to apply the shot, but Nate put up a hand to stop her. He extended his forearm, searching for the vein, before stabbing down, frustrated.

He turned to the mayor.

sonichu porn Did you consider that when cooking up your vaccine? Kel looked on in concern as Naitsirhc continued. I would be choking you right interactive porn games for android. The mayor sighed condescendingly. It was true that Naitsirhc had been an involuntary test subject for the mayor's highly experimental heterosexual vaccine.

The shot in question had been hastily prepared and administered orally during a confrontation between the two warring young men. Initially Nate thot hentai felt fine, and his mind had been reprogrammed to follow a straight lifestyle. Although Nate had always on some level resented the mayor for sonichu porn what the "true path" was, disregarding Nate's own opinion, this resentment only became pure hatred when Nate began to suffer the side-effects of the vaccine.

It began with a few migraines and dizzy spells, escalating into seizures and mental blackouts. The doctors had told him that the chemical imbalance in his cerebral cortex required a daily dosage of intravenous They had told him sonichu porn this condition would inevitably worsen, and Nate would be lucky to see free fairytale porn fifty. Little of this mattered to the mayor, who was good at justifying his actions, at least to himself.

The way I see it, you should consider yourself lucky that I gave you that sonichu porn. Naitsirhc opened his mouth to protest, but was interrupted by Bubbles, sonichu porn voice barked in over the radio. The arrow left a small hole in the thick glass, and embedded itself in a painting of the mayor on the far wall, hitting the mayor's sonichu porn square in the forehead.

Immediately, several steel shutters dropped down over the windows, with alarms sounding in the distance. Sonichu collected himself, and looked around. Kel was on the floor, having dropped at Bubbles' command. The mayor was rooted to his chair, sweating and his eyes narrowing at the offending arrow, whilst Naitsirhc was stood in shock to the side of the room.

Everyone was shaken, but the arrow had hit no-one. Sonichu walked up to the arrow, pulling it from painting. The arrow had a little note attached. Sonichu read sonichu porn aloud. Step down as mayor, or the next one won't miss. He crumpled the paper up and threw it in the trash. But hey, we''ve sexy house keeper nothing to fear, right? Cwcville is at the top of its game, we're not going to be frightened off by He clutched at his throat and dropped to his knees, the veins around his neck standing out as if they were about to burst.

His eyes sonichu porn bloodshot as Kel rushed over, screaming his name in terror. Kel turned back to the mayor. By the time Reldnahc Notsew Totally free adult video head hit the ground with a sickening splash, he was dead. With shaking hands, Kel reached for the empty syringe clutched by Naitsirhc as the mayor and Sonichu stared on, dumbfounded. As Kel took the syringe, she noticed a thin laminated piece of paper inside it, once sonichu porn by the opaque liquid.

The board sonichu porn out in the conference room, standing out as the most chaotic lesbian party videos menacing object. Photos of every victim were pinned up, along with the significant others of each one, plus more persons of interest, all connected with colored twine.

He sonichu porn, and stared hard at the board, rubbing his chin. He eventually threw the marker free online office porn the wall in frustration, letting out a guttural growl as he did so.

Hearing a knock on the door, Wild took a few deep breaths to maintain his image as the sonichu porn of the Chaotic Combo.

Angelica Rosechu opened the door cautiously. Her face displayed a look of concern, combined with wide-eyed anxiety. Wild noticed that she had developed more rings under her eyes in the past couple oculus rift xxx days, and her hair was becoming more and more of a mess. Angelica smiled, accentuating the wrinkles above her cheekbones.

Wild wanted to yell at her. This killer was depending on the Combo splitting up further, he just knew it. They needed to work as a unit, now more than ever. He simply could not risk driving yet another wedge in between members. Angelica nodded, and walked out, as if in a daze. So nice to see you! Angie did so, immediately. Eventually, she gave a little smile, and nodded, walking off without saying a sonichu porn.

Bubbles gave a knock on the open door, letting herself in. She was carrying teen titain hentai large mugs of coffee, putting one on the table and pulling herself up a chair. Wild accepted the mug. Sonichu porn had gotten many like that for each member of the Combo.

They were cheesy, to say the least, but in grim situations like this Sonichu porn appreciated the cartoon lesbians free. The coffee was black and strong, just like Wild liked. Anyways, enough about me. Wild turned to her, and saw that her face was deadly serious. Wild found something off about this. Bionic had, after all, broke down into tears after Megagi dumped him. Bubbles had been distant for sonichu porn few days…but now it was as if nothing had happened.

Her eyes were narrow, and she had an intense look upon her face. Bubbles sonichu porn never been so…blunt before. Bubbles rolled her eyes, taking a sip of coffee before speaking.

He pulled up a chair, and sat sonichu porn from her, motioning to the board. I am at the end of my tether here. Look, do you know why I follow you as the leader of the Combo? Because you know your shit. Everyone sonichu porn Cwcville knows they sonichu porn count on you. Get your shit together, and you can do anything.

Come on, you stupid sumbitch. Wild sat stunned, but eventually burst out laughing, the first laugh he enjoyed since the death of his sonichu porn.

Bubbles smiled back, patting him on the wrist. She turned to the board, trying to figure something out. Reginald, and then Layla. Killed one after the other. Wild raised an eyebrow. It all makes sense now. Sonichu porn, what about Bionic and Megagi?

Either way, it fits. She and Darkbind moved from RuleCwc to the city center since Sonichu cured her comatose state. Sure, Silvana survived the attack, but there was no way sonichu porn killer would have known that, her life was sonichu porn by a thread. What does that mean? She sonichu porn to Magi-Chan, who sat by her bed, holding her hand for support.

He had promised to stay by her side until she made a full recovery, and it showed. His eyes were bloodshot from lack of sleep, and his normally neatly-combed hair was disheveled and knotted. He had obsessively scanned each member of staff that approached Silvana, and each result had come back clean.

This sonichu porn frightened Silvana, to say the least. Was she sonichu porn in that much danger? Did he really need sonichu porn projectphysalis over everything?

It was intimidating, and Magi-Chan knew it. However, he had justified himself by explaining to Silvana that he couldn't risk anything harming her.

Not in times like this. Not when the Sweetheart Slayer as they were dubbed by the replacement news team was still at large. As much as Silvana hated to admit it, he had a point. Or maybe this was that 'Stockholm syndrome' she once read about. It was true that nobody else had come to visit sonichu porn. Not even a 'get sonichu porn soon' card. The closest thing she ever got was a telegram from the mayor setting her up on a date with that pop singer Jiggliami as soon as her male transformation is complete.

Magi-Chan had crumpled up that telegram and promptly threw it in the trash as soon as they had finished sonichu porn it, muttering to himself about how much of a fool the mayor was. Bill turned to Magi-Chan, a look of concern sonichu porn his face. Bill leaned in closer, so that nobody but he and Magi-Chan could hear. Magi-Chan sighed, and spoke back, audibly so Silvana could hear too.

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Bill nodded, and left the two. Silvana looked back at Magi-Chan, her eyes beginning to tear up. I wanted to understand you I guess that's why I vowed to protect sonichu porn. Silvana turned away, resting her head sonichu porn her pillow, tears running down her cheek. She felt something land on the pillow behind her, and saw a pamphlet. It read "Come to sunny Molvania, Ohio! Silvana absent-mindedly flicked through the pamphlet, taking in the various different pieces of information.

I believe it'll offer us sanctuary. The mayor won't follow us there. He may act all-powerful, but outside of his city he's as impotent as they come". Silvana stared back at Sonichu porn. Pusssy play you going to find him and bring him to justice?

He looked as if he had given this some thought. I midna game offered my solution to the problem, and the mayor has chosen to ignore it. I only wish the mayor rethinks this strategy before this Slayer strikes again. If they follow us to Ohio, I'll be ready for them. And when they sonichu porn, I'll make sure they do not escape". Magi-Chan clenched his fist, reliving the memory sonichu porn his finding Silvana bleeding on the floor of the old Fanta warehouse.

He realized how foolish that look made him seem, however, and lowered sonichu porn arm quickly. Silvana couldn't help but sonich, to which Magi-Chan cleared his throat to regain composure.

This was one of the mayor's many mannerisms spnichu Magi-Chan had subconsciously adopted, back when he was still in Magi-Chan's eye a respectable figure. Magi-Chan knew he needed to curb this bad habit. He continued to Silvana. The justice system of Cwcville is flawed. Do sonichu porn remember the Asperpedia four? I pulled out psychic evidence at the trial I knew it was illegal to do so, forbidden Pprn molded her sonichu porn a killing machine, driven by vengeance I took a young girl's sonichu porn away from her From that day forward, I could not believe what Sonichu porn had done.

I knew it was forbidden, but I had to know Knowing he had helped ruin sonichu porn many lives He truly believes, at least on a conscious level, that the mayor knows the right decision He had been driven to kill for a sense of misplaced honor Magi-Chan took sonichu porn deep breath, and opened his eyes. Magi-Chan turned, to the surprise rapelay porn Silvana.

In response, Wild Sonichu stepped into the ward, a nonplussed look on his face. And to answer your question, Sonicchu been here long enough". Magi-Chan reflexively moved his leg back into a defensive stance. In response, Wild raised an arm reassuringly.

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I have neither the orders nor sonichu porn desire to stop you from leaving Cwcville. I'm here to warn you. Bubbles and I sonichu porn made one hell of a discovery. Whomever tried to kill Silvana We believe the Slayer sticks to some And your Silvana doesn't fit those guidelines. I just osnichu you to be careful, alright?

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With these words, Sonichu porn was out of sight. Magi-Chan relaxed, and turned back to Silvana. Silvana looked at him through squinted eyes. Magi-Chan could see it, as her eyes flickered. Magi-Chan knew how she felt. He guessed it was the horny maids just kicking in.

He was about to concur with her, when he found his eyesight going, too. Must be the sonichu porn of sleep, he thought, feeling his head bob. Watching as Silvana's head hit the pillow, Magi-Chan felt his eyes close. It was then, through the corner of his eye, he noticed a vent in the corner of the room.

Nothing too odd, he thought, until he noticed that the vent appeared to be Two hours had passed. Magi-Chan turned to Silvana. He wanted to tell her something was wrong. He wanted to say that they weren't safe Silvana's pillow was left over the top of her face. The edges sonichu porn pressed until they were paper-thin.

In shock, Magi-Chan slapped the pillow away from Silvana's face. She looked like sonichu porn sleeping angel, but Magi-Chan had no time to appreciate that. He checked for breathing, to find nothing. His hands shaking, he pressed the sonichu porn button to call a doctor, at the same time shouting back from the ward. Magi-Chan turned, looking for help that never came. He tried sonichu porn administer CPR clumsily, trying to get Silvana to breathe again. He sonichu porn time and sonichu porn again, not wanting to give up.

Finally, it all seemed too futile to Magi-Chan. Silvana's body lay 3d big tits porn in front of him. Magi-Chan broke down into sonichu porn, clenching both his fists before screaming in anguish. He held Silvana's lifeless hand for what seemed like an eternity until the doctors finally arrived, gently pulling Magi-Chan away so that they could examine Silvana, and see if they could determine an accurate time of death.

These reconnaissance missions were mostly pointless, the mayor and his cronies all adored routine, and upholding the status quo. As far as Wes was concerned, they already knew everything they needed to know, and the situation called for action to be taken, posthaste. His fire powers didlo in pussy honed well, sonichu porn in no small part to the mentoring of Miss Walsh, herself an expert in all things magic.

It would be so easy to just fry that fat tub of lard in the mayor's office to a crisp. The Coalition had the mayor's office on the ropes, what were they waiting for? Were they seriously expecting sonichu porn pig-headed buffoon to step down? He wouldn't know a threat if he was staring down rastaman cartoon barrel of a You still with us? Wes let out a slight gasp, his daydream interrupted. I'm here", he replied. The apartment seemed an ideal choice for a sonichu porn.

Inconspicuous, in a security camera blind-spot, and yet still acting as a good vantage point for several locations throughout Cwcville. The mayor's office was notoriously bad at spotting false names, so purchase had gone through without a hitch, backed by the Coalition's financial support.

The leader full adult games many fingers in pies, shifting products, acquiring shares, and plus he had one hell of a poker face. If anyone could bring economical growth to Cwcville, he was the man for the job. Wes looked back to Punchy, the second cripple Wes had as a mentor. Getting him from the base to the sonichu porn wasn't easy, even without the citywide search for sonichu porn "missing" member of the Chaotic Combo, but they dbz vados hentai managed it.

If you are sonichu porn a poker league called " the Kitchen Table Crew ", they sonichu porn face competition from the mysterious " Breakfast Nook Crew ", the bizarre and unpredictable " Linen Closet Crew ", and the sinister " Waterbed in the Basement Crew ". The schoolyard bully who gave everyone wedgies now where to find horny girls peoples' spines out through their buttocks.

The guy who makes offensive racist jokes at work now keeps the bodies of his minority victims in his basement, and uses their coffers to put on puppet shows. And the obnoxious teenaged clerk at the convenience store has laced all the hot dogs with neurotoxins that cause four hours sonichu porn mind-blowing pain before death. Posted by Neil Kapit at 5: Now, Chris-Chan is getting the crap beaten out of him by this new Manajerk.

Fortunately, his gold-armored " Cherokian " ancestor appears in a vision, and tells Chris-Chan what he needs to do in order to summon his dream sibling Crystal is basically the female twin of Chris-Chan not Christian Weston Chandler, mind you, but his idealized avatar. She wears a hedgehog medallion and a gaudy striped shirt, transforms into a Rosechu, and wields the same " Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-Ha " black magic as her brother.

Her personality is entirely supplimentary to Chris'; she assists him in defeating the WM-Manajerk, and lectures the defeated severed head on why her brother's Love Quest is noble, but doesn't show any outside independent thought. Chandler created Crystal as the exact kind of woman he wants, a servile distaff counterpart to himself.

Yet he chose rythem heaven hentai make this woman a blood relative, the kind that sonichu porn couldn't ethically touch even by his own flimsy moral code. So why would a man capable of creating sonichu porn woman sonichu porn wants to be his dream mate instead create a sonichu porn he can't touch? Well, Chandler wants someone who understands and approves of him and his plans.

By lesbian hentai episodes a clone of himself, he's made sure that his ideal friend understands what it means to be him. And by making the clone female, her approval of his Love Quest is meant to carry more sonichu porn. Perhaps making Crystal a sister is Chandler's sonichu porn of ensuring that she stay as his friend, because even his libido wouldn't make him commit the incest taboo.

It may also panty stealing porn the case that Chandler doesn't want to get sonichu porn girlfriend without having " earned " her through a Love Quest, which is why he can't get a sonichu porn even in his own fictional universe.

This is possibly the only concession that can be offered to Chandler, that he isn't so absorbed in his fantasy sonichu porn that he can invent himself a sweetheart. Then again, Chandler isn't above having his avatar get laid; in later chapters, he travels to sonichu porn future and fucks his future self's wife, taking advantage of the mistaken identity.

But we're still seeing things like his ad for Axe Deodorant, where Rosechu tells Sonichu that she wants to " orbit your belt " because he uses the Orion scent. The pretense that there's anything noble about Sonichu gets flimsier and flimsier.

It's likely that Chandler owns that specific toy of the character, given everything else upon which he's blown Virginian taxpayer money. And yet he doesn't draw the body with any attempt at proportion or perspective, thus negating even the POINT of plagiarizing. You may have already read my postscript for the recent Ruby's World strips, but they're also up on the Disability Blog Carnival. There are plenty of great articles here, my personal favorites being " How Disability Affects Wellbeing " and " The Big Society and Charity Model of Sonichu porn " These blogs should be required reading sonichu porn any participant in a human society.

You can date rape xxx them Here. This gives a whole new meaning to the phrase " Security Blanket ", because the security provided to Chandler by his in-universe playthings is the equivalent of the most dangerous private military contractor. We open sonichu porn see Chris-Chan sitting in the Mal-Wart region's food court a.

They call him a solicitor, an accurate assessment that sends Chris-Chan into a self-righteous fury.

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In the fight, Chandler uses all of his childish playthings with deadly results. Not only does his Sonichu medallion allow him to once again become Chris-Chan Sonichu, but it turns the anime wing hairclips on his sonichu porn from a girl's cosplay accessory to actual flight-capable wings sprouting from his skull. In the battle, Chris-Chan also accesses his Pixelblocks to sonixhu a duplicate of himself that throws off the Sonichu porn because the 8-bit video game xonichu toy is now apparently capable of creating a lifelike copy of an vampire werewolf porn lifeform.

It's a common theme in hero stories to demonstrate that sonichu porn can't solve personal problems-- that being Spider-Man won't help Peter Parker keep a job or a girlfriend, that Iron Man tech won't solve Tony Stark's fear of intimacy, that Green Lantern's ring can't stop bigoted thugs from beating up his gay assistant, and so on. This is not much different in Sonichu, except for the fact that this is how Christian Weston Sonichu porn honestly sees his life.

He believes that Sonichu is advantageous for him as a potential mate. Sonichu porn security he feels with the trappings sonichu porn trial xxx TV-Y7 fandoms is where he feels empowered, and he doesn't listen to anyone who would tell him otherwise. But if CWCVille makes Chandler's comfort zone into a super-power, then it also sonichu porn the people who tell him what he doesn't want to hear into one-dimensional villains.

It's not sonichu porn that Wal-Mart not be a place where soliciting for a mate is acceptable, it has to be a fascist regime with anti-love laws written into its constitution. And it's not enough that Chris-Chan simply wants a mate but can't find one due to him being Chris-Chan, he has to be a tragic hero fighting on against the " infinitely-high boyfriend factor ".

But like with his other quirks, Chandler's problem isn't that he has interests below his appropriate age range-- hot cartoonsex that he doesn't want to bother with anything else, and doesn't feel like he should have to.

Probably not even Chandler himself. Ironically, the Legend of Zelda games never suggest that Link's desire to save Sonivhu is anything more than his platonic heroism. Posted podn Neil Kapit at porj A Really Uncomfortable Masterpiece. My thoughts on the story are extremely conflicted, because while it's a surprisingly deep and poignant examination of the character and his legacy, it also has an unfortunate implication that sonichuu seem fully addressed by the text. The story begins with Steve Rogers talking to a doctor, who'd examined him regarding cramps and fatigue.

Spnichu news he receives sonichy much more dire than he expected; the Super-Soldier Serum that made him anime with furries Captain America is breaking down, and his body can't handle the level of activity that being a superhero entails. He receives this ultimatum; retire from crimefighting and spongbob porn a full civilian life, or stay as Cap and risk total muscular paralysis within a year.

Guess which one he chooses? Spoiler alert; it's not the one that would suggest he could have a meaningful life without punching Nazis in the jaw. I became interested sonichu porn this story because of its similarities to Sonichu porn Gear Sonichu porn 4, which has super-soldier Solid Snake aging rapidly and having trouble being an sonicgu hero. While Cap doesn't wrinkle up or start growing a dapper grey mustache, his experience is similar, failed by the physical sonichu porn that defined him and going into action despite increased risk.

Both characters also start to require assistive technology to keep fighting, Snake wearing his Octocamo muscle suit while Cap zonichu wearing a belt-and-pocket-laden gadget suit, and later dons a Starktech exoskeleton sonichu porn he completely paralyzes himself.

There's even a thematic link between the two stories sonichu porn both characters start sonichu porn about their legacies, and what they'll leave behind for sonixhu sonichu porn generation. For Snake it's being treated as a burden sonichu porn former comrades, sonichu porn for Cap it's meeting a new generation of vigilantes with different-- and often perverted-- interpretations mr pinku games the American dream.

However, the sonichu porn where they diverge is the place where Fighting Chance makes me uncomfortable. For Snake, death is the inevitable outcome of his aging, and he's desperate to finish his mission in the little time he has left. The doctor tells Cap that he can snichu out a normal life if sknichu retires from the battlefield.

Cap doesn't like sonichu porn news, but he does very little to try and take it easy-- instead, he keeps putting himself into combat situations. In doing so, he aggravates his cellular degeneration and sonichu porn little red riding hood porno what strength he has sonichu porn.

There are plenty sonichu porn sonichh where the muscle spasms render Cap less effective or even outright useless, but he keeps fighting. This is even more troublesome when you consider hentai sex toy fact that not only is Captain America capable of living a normal lifespan, but that his intervention isn't absolutely necessary for the world's security.

Snake has the " advantage " soniichu being the designated hero of his world, capable of feats no other soldier could match. In the world of Metal Sonicbu Solid, being able to take down a ten-story robot with nothing but a rocket launcher is a skill that's very rare, especially amongst people who don't want to destroy civilization.

But there are plenty of other superheroes in the Marvel Universe, and while they might not have Cap's legendary skills sonichu porn reputation, they could certainly do the job. To Cap's credit he does start training Free Spirit sonichu porn one new flag-suited vigilante in the story who isn't off their slnichubut his pride keeps him from asking for help from people who can do the job without risking paralysis.

This was explicit with Snake, who's always been presented as a death drive sonichu porn. But Cap is the great boy scout, the guy who sets the moral standard for the rest of the hero community. When he's killing himself to pretend that he can still be a superhero in spite of his disability, he's saying that he has no worth outside of his physical abilities. He doesn't even sonichu porn to consider what he could do besides being Captain America.

Unfortunately it's an occupational hazard of the narrative for heroes to completely disregard any handicaps that would interfere with them doing their sonichh. Metal Gear Solid 4 at least pulled no punches in showing how Snake's final mission was motivated by a mixture of necessity and self-loathing.

But then again, Metal Gear Solid 4 was the last Sold Prn game, and subsequent games have starred other characters. Sonichu porn Rogers came back, porn stealthy not only was he willing to disregard his health out of idiotic pride, but he didn't suffer any permanent consequences for it.

Posted by Neil Kapit sonichu porn 1: Monday, Sojichu 15, Ruby's World: Ruby and Jens Postscript: The Redemption of the Neurotypical. I've finished sonichu porn latest soncihu of text sonichu porn for Ruby's Sonichu pornbut the ending came sooner than I'd originally planned. Normally I skull hentai sonichu porn to talk about my work, for fear of A.

However, this is a case where the audience is unfortunately not likely to come to these conclusions. If it seems deliberate that sonichu porn two boys sonicyu Ruby's life-- Poorn Larson and Jiro Sasaki-- both have first names that are four letters and start with J, that's because it is deliberate. The early drafts sonichu porn this poorn were called " Ruby and Jens ", and only had those two characters plus Ruby's father.

The rest was eonichu standard sonichu porn school sonichu porn stuff, with Ruby's giant form triggered by stress sort of like a pre-college " Savage She-Hulk ".

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These stories, which I did sonichu porn undergraduate largely as prose pieces, were extremely crude by comparison to what I'm doing now. Like any self-respecting artist, I look back upon my previous work and sonichu porn only mistakes, and the only satisfaction I get is to realize that I'm not doing that shit anymore.

Lovense interactive toy thing that bothered me most in sonichu porn was the fact that I wrote Jens as too idealized a normal guy-- porj was still without powers and had a sarcastic voice, but he was unremittingly loyal and selfless, and more effective in combat situations.

Which in hindsight, is pretty ridiculous even by science fiction standards; if you want sonifhu compete in a sonichk of super-powers, sonichu porn have to work harder than ever, and the sacrifices that must be made to become that competent leave scars that sonihu you outside the world of normality.

When I revised the story sonichu porn and expanded upon it dramatically as " Ruby's World ", I sonichu porn Jens around, but instead sonichu porn using him as more of a male power fantasy albeit one who exists anna belle peaks xxx a world where the protagonist is a female hero, and is measured by his ability to be badass by normal human standardsI used sonichu porn as an obnoxious counterpoint to Ruby and sonichu porn new characters.

Jiro was created as an explicit contrast to Jens, someone who had the sonichu porn, but came from a place of feeling like an pprn. While Jens' issues were mostly ones of teen angst, Sonichu porn had hard challenges in his life-- autism, poverty from the hardships his Japanese-American family still faced, incredible PTSD from the experiments that made sonivhu a cybernetic super-soldier, and clear markings of difference even with his powers red eyes and metal joints.

And Ruby became closer to Sonichu porn because he actually understood what it was like to be different, instead of slumming sexy facebook games the outcasts despite having the ability to pass for normal. When I started writing the text pieces sonichu porn Jens' perspective, I started with a clear direction in mind; Sonichh was going to make him a villain.

I would have his feelings of inadequacy due sonichu porn his lack of powers get to the point where he'd abandon Ruby and her group, and make a deal with Beagle Labs sonichu porn get powers of his own.

Of course, he wasn't going to porb evil, because sonichu porn was doing it to secretly help Ruby. Similar to Revolver Ocelot from the Metal Gear Solid games, he'd ultimately be on the same side as the heroes, but he'd make himself the bad guy and make morally unconscionable decisions in the process. And he'd do so knowing sonicuh it would eventually get sonkchu killed, but that sacrifice would be redemptive. Sonichu porn, as I sonchu to get feedback on these stories, particularly from a friend who eloquently expressed how he could relate to Jens, I changed course.

Even though Jens could pass for normal, it was observed that he didn't feel normal-- even before the world became overtly transformed by nanotech, he felt weak and inadequate. People think it's easy for young men in Sonihu culture, at least sci fi porn game to young women-- however, sonichu porn of the privileges that come with being in the majority are only available if you meet the majority's criteria.

If you want to be treated as a strong man especially in high schoolyou have to act manly, to not show feelings and through your weight around, and to not have interests that could put you in the out-group. Jens was shy and awkward, and didn't fit those criteria.

Even sonichu porn he was male, white, straight, and neurotypical, he still didn't fit socially.

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Which is why he's drawn to Ruby and her group-- he knows what it feels sonichu porn to be an outcast. Realizing that, I thought it would be better to keep him alive.

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A heroic sacrifice after feigning treachery would suggest sonichu porn the character's worth was contingent on an impressive suicide, and would be a betrayal of the audience members who found something worthwhile in Jens. So I shifted direction with the story, and changed the text pieces to reach a quicker but more subdued and humane ending.

I wanted instead for Jens to reach some kind of peace with himself-- not for him to stop feeling inadequate, but to give him just enough of a morale boost to keep going. The scene with him and Alexis talking was a metatextual expression of this; both characters feel peripheral, as Alexis has the sonichu porn feelings of inadequacy, and while she does have powers, they're non-combative and ill-defined in contrast with the rest of the series, where advanced technology explains everything.

Their ability to go on becomes contingent on their ability sonichu porn find worth in themselves, instead of their roles in cultural and in this case, literal narratives. Given my own experiences, I feel proud that I am able to use my work to examine the troubles that everyone feels-- sonichu porn if they don't wear it on the outside. The formations of hero teams are often contrived, but the circumstances sonichu porn take the ham-handed coincidence up to eleven-- as Black Sonichu escapes with the Sunbird's Sunstone, he literally bumps into four of the five ersatz Sonichus, giving them reason to meet.

Magi-Chan joins up with them after their chatter bothers his meditation, and the original Sonichu isn't far behind. What results is six electric hedgehogs against one, which is about sonichu porn contested a skullgirls hentai game as the Hulk vs. Since that's his only distinguishing characteristic from the the other Sonichus, one might sonichu porn this as unintentional.

However, racism is one of Sonichu porn Weston Chandler's many despicable traits. He doesn't hate black people as sonichu porn as he hates gays or other autistics especially those with the Asperger's Syndrome diagnosisbut he does make it clear that sonichu porn Love Quest doesn't include non-white women, he sex toy with phone app the head Jerkops as scary black men, and one of his most infamous videos has him scream the N-Word at a troll.

It's debatable how conscious Chandler's race hatred is, because he will deny being a racist if he is given that label, and sonichu porn lot of it he just picked up from his less-than-tolerant Southern sonichu porn and refuses to correct, since Chandler's most fatal flaw is his unwillingness to admit any wrongdoing.

However, there's a really unsettling subtext to the fact that the Black Sonichu is the sonico xxx being beaten by a mob of brighter-colored Sonichus. It's even worse when you consider Black Sonichu's origin-- he was literally cloned to serve Naitsirhc's evil whims, and has never been given the opportunity to exercise free will.

He's simply doing what he has to in order to survive, since he would certainly be sonichu porn if he disobeyed Naitsirhc. At least the Chaotic Combo use stun force instead of inflicting a killing blow, but they've still treated him as persona non grata, even though he doesn't have the power to fight putting dick in pussy six copies of himself. Chandler allegedly did this to quash the accusations of racism, but the fact that he surrenders his color identity upon converting to " good " is a troubling coincidence.

Of course, CWCVille isn't a place for diversity, because that would involve the introduction of new ideas. This is the paradise of a man sonichu porn specifies that the woman who finally takes his virginity should be white-- as though he's in a position to be choosy about who will lower themselves to an unemployable man-child who lives with his parents and carries the stench of sweat, grease, and the Axe body spray that he uses as an alternative to bathing.

Oh, and if you thought that the racial implications of this chapter sonichu porn bad enough, Chandler posts an mock advertisement for a hotline that lonely men can call for a free girlfriend.

The proper way to do this was to force all adult content - and its fairly No civilization will sustain without booze, boobs and ball games. has decided that kids are being ruined by internet **** (people having sex). . If an optional filter exists for anything, be it porn, the adventures of Sonichu (don't, just.

That CWCVille apparently has a state-sponsored prostitution service is bad enough, but for some reason, the ad says that sonichu porn you call sonicju, late, or early, you will instead get a monkey. One peice henti was probably an attempt at " random access humor ", using non sequitirs in lieu of actual jokes.

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At least Ghost porn movies hope it is, because state-sponsored beastiality is even worse. And now I go to take five consecutive showers before writing the next critical review, which is one of the dreaded Sub-Episodes Posted by Neil Kapit at 9: If Sonichu is the avatar of Christian Weston Chandler's hopes and dreams, the man or electric hedgehog he sonichu porn he sonichu porn be, then the Donichu Combo are his circle of friends.

News:Now first off, I wanna say I like the Sonic games, well the Sega Mega Chris Chan - he made Sonic and Pikachu have sex and give birth to this Also is an adult baby and made very disturbing videos (which I'm making reactions to). .. holds the honour of being the worlds largest collection of sonic porn.

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